You might have had a bit too much to drink when...
The lady you chat with from across the table asks three times how you met your husband. Answers? Well I will tell you. At first Mark retold the tale of two unlikely gym-rat posers hitting the universal upright row machine at the same time. Small talk and calf compliments ensued, resulting in an awkward request to grab drinks followed by pizza after an intense session of chest presses.
The lady you chat with from across the table asks three times how you met your husband. Answers? Well I will tell you. At first Mark retold the tale of two unlikely gym-rat posers hitting the universal upright row machine at the same time. Small talk and calf compliments ensued, resulting in an awkward request to grab drinks followed by pizza after an intense session of chest presses.
On her second request, the story morphed into this: Mark saw me sprinting towards a gang plank to catch a departing cruise ship in Baltimore. He was an aspiring bartender. I, a free spirited and wealthy yoga teacher apparently late for my vacation.
Last but not least, drunk lady asked a third time to which Mark responded I delivered his friend's sister's baby in Calcutta while volunteering at the local orphanage, daring to care as registered nurses are known for doing.
Don't worry, drunk lady had a taxi ride waiting for her and friends to keep her safe. I hope the pink wine she drank doesn't hurt her tomorrow.
This completed an already wonderful evening of dinner and drinks at a local restaurant and bar for a random date night. As Mark is prone to doing, he also scored free tickets to Bucharest's Good Wine Expo as well as a Dinamo futbol hat. Just for being Mark.
he he he.
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